When Conan Gray isn’t creating a magically aesthetic dream, he’s being hella funny on Twitter. Chances are you’ve seen some of the star’s tweets floating around despite not knowing who he is, and you’ve cackled at the relatable and hilarious nature of them. If you too want to spark this reaction in others, here are some of our fave Conan tweets to quote for your next Insta and roll in all the likes.
When Instagram openly tried to ruin his life
dir=”ltr”>why does instagram have read receipts it’s so rude i’m just tryna be petty and lurk but instagram wants me to take RESPONSIBILITY for my ACTIONS??? never.
— conan gray (@conangray) January 5, 2020
When he summed up who he is as an artist
dir=”ltr”>all i know how to do is write songs about people i never dated and scream
— conan gray (@conangray) December 30, 2019
When he said what we’re all constantly thinking
dir=”ltr”>wait so what part of my movie is the part where i conveniently meet someone absolutely perfect for me after i drop my books in a cafe and the stranger who helps me instantly falls madly in love with me and i’m apprehensive first but they throw rocks at my window till i date them?
— conan gray (@conangray) January 31, 2020
When he did it again
dir=”ltr”>i really should shut up but alas i don’t
— conan gray (@conangray) January 28, 2020
When he so poetically portrayed the frustration of modern romance
dir=”ltr”>it’s annoying cuz ur attractive but u fucking suck
— conan gray (@conangray) December 28, 2019
When he shared his sorrow with NZ as a whole
dir=”ltr”>y’all i just fucking miss lorde
— conan gray (@conangray) December 3, 2019
When he gave a perfect reason for not responding to your text
dir=”ltr”>sorry for not responding to your text i was busy not responding to your text
— conan gray (@conangray) October 7, 2019
When he discovered his self-worth
dir=”ltr”>if u don’t look at every meme i send u then u don’t fucking deserve me
— conan gray (@conangray) October 4, 2019
When he made a formal announcement
dir=”ltr”>hey guys just announcing that due to personal reasons nobody is allowed to be mean to me ever again my whole entire life. thanks!
— conan gray (@conangray) September 17, 2019
And finally, when he stayed humble and ever so grateful
dir=”ltr”>it was bold of my parents to assume i wanted the gift of life
— conan gray (@conangray) September 2, 2019